Fly Air Janazah

Air Janaazah
where everybody will fly....

When we are leaving this world for the next, it shall be like a trip to a foreign country.

Where details of that country won't be found in glamorous travel brochures, but in the holy Quran and Hadith.

Where our plane won't be British Airways, Gulf Air or Emirates, but Air Janaazah.

Where our luggage won't be allowed 30kg, but our deeds, no matter how heavy they weigh. You don't pay for excess luggage, they are carried free of charge, with compliments from our Creator.

Where our dress won't be Pierre Cardin or the like, but the white cotton shroud.

Where our perfume won't be Channel or Paco Rabane, but camphor andattar.

Where our passport won't be Indian, British or South African, butAl-Islam.

Where our visas won't be six months leave to stay or else, but Laa Ilaaha Illalah.

Where our air hostess won't be gorgeous female, but his name is Isra-eel.

Where the in flight service won't be 1st class or economy, but a piece of beautiful scented or foul smelling cloth.

Where our destination won't be Heathrow, Jeddah International, but the last terminal graveyard.

Where our waiting lounge won't be nice carpeted and air-conditioned rooms, but the six feet deep gloomy qabr.

Where the immigration officer won't be his Majesty's officers but Munkar & Nakeer. They only check out whether you deserve the place you yearn to go.

Where there is no need for customs officers or detectors.

Where the transit airport will be Al-Barzakh. Where our final place destination will either be the garden under which river flow or the Hellfire.

The trip does not come with a price tag. It is free of charge, so your Savings would not come handy.

This flight can never be hijacked, so do not worry about terrorists.

Food won't be served on this flight, so do not worry about your allergies or whether the food is Halaal.

Do not worry about legroom, you won't need it, as you legs will become things of the past.

Don't worry about delays. This flight is always punctual. It arrives and leave on time.

Don't worry about in-flight entertainment programme coz you wuld have lost all your sense of joy.

Do not worry about booking this trip, it has already been booked da day you became a foetus in your mother's womb.

At last the good news! Do not worry who will sitting next to you.You will have the luxury of being the only passenger.

One small snag though, this trip comes with no warning.

ARE YOU PREPARED?

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I got this from a forum, so hope it'd be a reminda for ya

Comments

Pike-chan said…
sometimes got other passengers if it's a twin or triplet or quadraplet or... u know :p
lufiasism said…
there are no passengers... just you.... =D maybe the transit airport @ Barzakh Airport would be a different case....
琥珀 said…
wow... so this is how's ur holy trip was like *_*
琥珀 said…
gosh...al jenazah... now i realized... baka-nyaa atashi TT;;;;;

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